[FB] MP's Facebook Updates 2014/09/14 (Part 1)

Kai #1
我的臉可以再賽一點齁，馬賽克竟然會出現在我臉上...無言。
My face could look even "crappier" - to think they'd actually put the mosaic on my face... (I'm) speechless.
t/n: Kai's doing a wordplay on the 賽 in 馬賽克 (mosaic), which could also mean "crap".

Kai #2
看完這集的房間突襲，我覺得完娛的小記者小奕應該不敢再來突襲我們了，謝謝大家幫我慶生，遇水則發啦！！！
After watching this episode's "Room Raiders", I feel that ShowBiz's little reporter XiaoYi wouldn't dare to raid our (rooms) again, thank you everyone for celebrating my birthday (with me), (we'll) get rich when (we encounter) water!!! (i.e. when you get wet, like at Kai's birthday party~)

MP #1
今天晚上8點記得鎖定中視的魔力全開！看魔幻力量如何被魔幻力量制服哈哈哈哈～
Tonight at 8pm, please stay tuned to CTV's Magic Power Show! Take a look at how Magic Power's controlled by the power of magic hahahaha~

Kai #3
午安，星期天！悠閒的下午大家都在做什麼呢？12/20的票都買到了嗎？
Good afternoon, it's Sunday! What's everyone doing this relaxing afternoon? Have (all of you) bought tickets for (the concert on) 12/20?

Goo #1
三層眼皮是有練過的，小孩子不要學，乖。
A triple eyelid requires practice*, kids don't learn this, be good.
t/n: As Goo usually has double eyelids, a triple eyelid happens when he doesn't get enough sleep. So, for obvious reasons, kids shouldn't "learn" how to get it..

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