Tuesday 7 April 2015

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Goo #1
東拍拍西拍拍。
Taking (pictures) to the right (lit. east), taking (pictures) to the left (lit. west).



Goo #2
#%€嗚£€>嗚嗚%€£%££嗚
#%€mmph£€>wu-wu%€£%££pff



Goo #3
今晚的新聞上有太多令人難過與惋惜的事了⋯請珍惜別人的生命也珍惜自己的。從今天起,我們只要看到一則壞新聞,就主動做一件好事來抵消負面能量。這樣做,好事就永遠比壞事來的多一件!陪我一起好嗎!晚安台灣

There were too many news (reports) that were upsetting and regrettable tonight⋯ Please cherish the lives of others as well as your own. From this day onwards, for every piece of bad news that we see, (let's) take the initiative to do something good to counteract the negativity. In this way, there will always be one more good thing as compared to bad things! Join me in this, won't you! Goodnight Taiwan



Kai #1
鼻子癢不求人!
A scratcher (for your) itchy nose!
More posts underneath the cut!


Ting #1
來好朋友工作的餐廳吃飯,他很有義氣的說蘑菇湯和烤麵包他請客,沒想到我才剛滿懷感激的開動他就說:但是你要幫我打卡

I went to have a meal at a restaurant my friend's working at, and he told me with great loyalty that he would treat me to mushroom soup and toast. Who would've thought that when I was just about tuck in gratefully, he would say: But you have to check in (at this venue on Facebook)



MP #1
提醒ㄧ下~明天6點是在台北市民廣場喔!不是在新北市板橋那,別跑錯囉~然後放心明天嘎嘎不會吃小孩,所以明天見!
沒辦法到現場的可以上網收看喔~
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4nKMX_9mNtM


Just a reminder~ It'll be at the Taipei Civic Plaza at 6 p.m. tomorrow! It's not at the New Taipei City Banqiao (Civic Plaza), so don't go to the wrong venue~ And also, rest assured that Gaga won't eat any kids* tomorrow, so see you tomorrow!
Those who can't make it to the venue can also watch it online!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4nKMX_9mNtM


t/n: *In an episode of ShowBiz, in order to promote their 3rd album, they had to put up as many dominoes as possible in 2 hours, with toddlers running around the venue at one point in time. It was here that the joke that "Ga eats kids" came about, because in order to threaten a toddler not to mess up his dominoes, he said, "Watch out! I eat kids!" Watch HERE from 2:30. (And this is for part 2)



MP #2
MP魔幻力量凱開:
好吃晚餐,開動!

Magic Power Kaikai:
Starting on a yummy dinner!

Translated by i-MPF 
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